Alcohol causes so many problems. In fact most problems can probably be traced back to drunken stupidity. Perhaps the biggest problem is that I like these problems. This causes me to ask the question, “what is alcohol good for?”
- Alcohol is NOT a good excuse to cheat on someone.
- Alcohol is a good excuse for a one night stand (or even a one-week-stand).
- Alcohol is a good reason to drink more alcohol.
- Alcohol is a good way to kill time when you can’t sleep.
- Alcohol is a good way to forget about your problems.
- Alcohol is NOT a good excuse to makeout with your cousin!
Please drink responibly.