Archive: July, 2008

Kava bowl

★ At the mix, if you’re passing around ‘cups’ that are big enough to eat cereal out of, you should stop calling them ‘cups’.
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Rule of thumb

★ A good rule of thumb: try to avoid doing stuff that’d be awkward to explain in an ER.
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Labels

★ I hate the way society labels people. Why do people feel like they have to attach a label to someone based on what they do, or how they act. Why can’t they just let me do me. I just hate labels. In fact I think that you might even say that I’m ‘anti-label’… Damn, did I just label myself.

Pregnancy Pill

★ Are ‘baby cages’ like playpens?

Burgers on the EDGE

★ For lunch today I tried this new burger spot that just opened up on Kapahulu ave. called ‘Burgers on the EDGE’. When I walked in the door I was greeted by someone who asked if it was my first time eating there. I said ‘yes’ and she went on to show me how to order burgers there… That’s right, at burgers on the edge they automatically assume that you don’t know how to order a burger. Maybe that’s the ‘EDGE’ part.

I guess it could be confusing for some people because they do let you ‘custom build’ your own burger if you want to. I got a burger called ‘jamaican me crazy’. It was actually really good. The hamburger patty was handmaid and about an inch thick! I’m sure I’ll be back because the food was ono, but c’mon I can place an order without help.

Love

Comic #370

Top 10 WTF US Sex Laws

★ This is another example of the stupid laws that get passed in this country. What’s even funnier than these laws is that at some point these all had to be serious problems. It would’ve been funny to see #6 & 7 on cops.

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. 

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

assumptions

★ a lot of people assume that I like to spend my time helping people…this could not be further from the truth.
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